This weekend you were so kind to bring us your Napoleon Dynamite DVD. I asked you if which side of the DVD had the kickball scene on it and you said, "It's on one side or the other."

I decided to be uncharitable and said, "Really?... you mean it's either on one side of the disc or it's on the other side of the disc?" That was very rude. I am sorry.

Your friend,
John

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